So last weekend I was really bored and porn just wasn't doing it for me, so I decided to write a long ass essay about why the review system on Newgrounds is flawed. It came out okay if I do say so myself (I only read it once after writing it) though there are some nice "rage moments" every here and there.

You can find the ramblings on my alternate account: gravemeister.newgrounds.com

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find something better to do that doesn't involve trolling or writing shit nobody cares about.

And I already want to leave.

Lately I've been painting and drawing and shit. Haven't animated anything since the last time I visited this shitlocker. Maybe next time. Maybe never again. I've got college applications and art school portfolios up my ass right now so don't expect me to be active... ever.

Also here's some fucking good music from the 90's. It's called They want EFX by DasEFX:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRl78By 1ZqA

Fuck you guys. And I'll see your pasty asses next year.

What the fuck am I supposed to do now?

WHERE'S THE PRINCESS?

So I was doing the typical absolutely nothing that I do every day, when a friend shows me a link to a page about Fatal Fury. An old fighting game for the Neo Geo console. My attention is quickly drawn to the cover. On it, is an image of a muscular man (resembling Andy Bogard from the game) delivering a graceful right hook to a less girthy Mexican with a jacket (resembling Terry Bogard).
I included an image of the cover so you can witness the massive punch.
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/360 3/fatalfuryarcadelk5.jpg
Here's a higher resolution direct-link.

Now, to an untrained eye, this would look like an ordinary game cover, right? Until you look at it closer. There are streak marks on Andy's fist. That can only mean that the swing of the punch hasn't completed it's course yet. And, at the same time, Terry is about two yards away from Andy. That is some truly amazing shit right there. The guy hasn't even finished his punch and his opponent's already two yards away from him.

I decided to come up with some reasons for this amazing feat. Excluding the obviously incorrect reasons like the fact that the artist sucks and put the streak marks on there for effect, these are the ones I came up with.

#1 - Andy KO'd the Sound Barrier.
Maybe Andy's fist went SO fast, that he broke the sound barrier and hit Terry twice. The first hit was the power of his supersonic fist, and the second hit was the blast of sound waves, increasing Terry's acceleration exponentially. The only flaw to this theory is that the bench below them isn't destroyed by the sonic waves as well.

#2 - Terry Bogard is a Beam of Energy.
Alright, so everybody knows that Terry is a blond. So why does he have black hair in this image? This explanation may clear that up for you. Maybe Andy punched Terry so hard that he hit warp speed, causing him to enter the Fourth Dimension. He then travelled back in time and told himself not to get those highlights. Once he finally convinced himself, he then gave Andy the tatoo on his arm. When he was finished, he teleported back in front of Andy, an instant after he was punched.

#3 - Andy Bogard is Fucking Hotblooded.
Maybe Terry was being an annoying little shit (constantly screaming OKHAYY POWWAH CHAAAGE and throwing his cap at Andy), so Andy punched him so hard that he bounced off of the circus tent in the background and is actually moving TOWARDS Andy, ready for a second punch to do him in. Unfortunately, Andy was so blinded with rage that he forgot about the rebound and punched too hard to even give himself a chance for a combo. You can tell Andy was pretty pissed, because Terry's cap didn't move at all. That ought to teach you a lesson, terry.

Now you know what happens when you punch your older brother with 55megs and 1-2 players of force.

Recently I've been recieveing some unusually high amounts of attention from M-Bot. Every couple of weeks I get two or three portal review notifications of reviews I made ages ago before I even started doing flash and my account name was "MrHwang" and not "afrodave".

I figured the stat whores were probably just digging through old shit to mark anything they can find as abusive to pump their e-penors to maximum size. However, I was wrong. Now they're going through my recent reviews. And here's an example.

"This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Thwomps: The Movie on 8/10/07 at 11:26:45 AM, has been deleted:

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Score: 2 / 10
Summary: Fucking horrible.
Review: Sure, I understand that you put "effort" into this movie and all, but for Christ sake. The story was shit. The animation wasn't too bad, but all of the jokes were lame. It's like you submitted the same movie again but added more scenes. And what really bothers me is the bloated score. These people must really like sucking your dick, because you got 25 perfect reviews in a row. That doesn't make any sense. You just submitted the same shit but made it longer. What a fucking con artist.
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Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ to ensure that you're following the rules.

Also, be aware that repeated review deletions will result in administrative action against your account."

It's strange how that faggot's army of cocksuckers snuff out every bad review he gets and mark it as abusive even if it makes sense. Fucking unfair. Where are my cocksuckers? Where are my bloated and completely out-of-proportion movie scores? Where's my freedom, damn it?

I don't get it. I said a movie was shit, I explained why it was shit, then I gave it the usual zero (the best score I can give a movie by an overrated asshole), and clicked the submit button. What more do they fucking want from me?

So far, in my inbox I have 5 review deletion notifications (I deleted 5 before when I cleaned out my inbox, so that makes ten), and one ban ten-day notification. I'm being nazi moderated by M-Bot.

I have to hide out from his groupies to make sure I don't get caught and dragged into one of their concentration camps for people who speak their minds and don't suck cock every chance they get.

While I'm hiding out, it will give me a chance to get started on my novel:

ZA WARUDO!!

YOU'RE NOT DOING IT WRONG!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
394738

OH NOEZ!! Emokids are serious business.

After seeing that I posted her embarrassing defeat on Newgrounds, the emo has struck again. This time actually talking. Amazing. After an entire year of not saying anything, this is what she has to say.

"sweet, i didn't even know you sent me an e-mail till someone showed me what you wrote on newgrounds, seeing as it went to my junk mail. but honestly you've never tried to talk to me other then spamming me with shit like this. I like how mature you are. I don't usually start the conversation first anyways, so i don't talk to a lot of people on msn, and they're the same way. If it bothers you so much then stop being immature about it and actually say hi or something instead of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or BONG or inviting me to dumb group convos."

Holy balls text wall. Somebody needs to work on their capitalization....... and paragraphing. And not letting their anger and hatred for the internet hate machine disable their ability to write intelligent responses.

What an idiot. Not only did she try to justify her incompetence by calling me "immature", but she even tried to explain it to me. I don't care how you start your conversations. I'll spam you anyway. Quit whining about it and go get a job. A real job. Not the one you keep telling the world about in your usernames.

The following is the response I would have sent her, had she not blocked me. (WOWWW A BLOCK!! I'M SO HURT!!)

"Uh oh, looks like somebody is feeling butthurt. I was actually testing you. I was seeing how long it would take for you to start whining about it. Apparently, you're pretty weak. Usually it takes alot longer to get someone over the edge. But man, you were pathetic. You even commented on my immaturity. Who cares how mature I am? And your email host sucks. "Invite your mail contacts to join your friends list with Windows Live Spaces. It's easy! Try it!" No thanks.

By the way, it's LOLDONGS, not BONGS."

I think I'll have some fun by CCCCCCOUNTER-blocking her just in case she decides to send me another moronic email. That way, she'll be forced to express her supressed anger elsewhere.

Ha ha, oh wow.

UPDATE!! Oh shit, it looks like she didn't block me after all. In fact she sent me the following message:

"riiiiiiighttt.."

Wow, she can't even spell "I'm an idiot". Sad.

So, about one year ago, I decided to leave sheezyart. My reasons? Shit art, shit community, shit frontpage, shit administration, the works. So when I left, one person, known as madameshoebox asked me to add her on MSN. I added her thinking she needed to talk to me about something. Boy was I wrong. For almost a year, she hasn't said a word to me. And always has some kind of emo song in her username. Always something that doesn't make sense. It gives me a fucking headache. So this evening, I decided I'd had it. Here's the result:

(6:32 PM) David M.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(6:33 PM) David M.: David M. says:
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(6:33 PM) David M.: David M. says:
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(6:33 PM) cher is now Offline
/*BLOCKED*/

However, little did she know, that she can't block me. And the result of her ignorance is the image below.

Here's a link to the image because Newgrounds likes to shrink everything.

YET ANOTHER EMO BAGGED!! GREAT SUCCESS!!
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