afrodave's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SSBM Collab]

Hmmm... Let's see.

Graphics: Everything was so damned choppy. And I really hated the part where the characters kept on blurring for no reason. My eyes!! How they bleed!!

Style: All of the parts were pretty much the same. No originality here...

Sound: The sounds never seemed to play when they were supposed to. And when they did play, it was a completely inappropriate sound for the situation (example, a punch sound when marth slashes zelda with sword)

Violence: Well, even though the movie was made to revolve completely around violence, the the violence (whatever violence there was to watch) was boring, slow paced, lackluster, and lazy.

Interactivity: Well, I give you points for the menu, even though it wasn't ALL THAT...

Humor: N/A

To conclude, the movie almost made me fall asleep. The constant use of crappily edited sprites made wholly for SPRITE COMICS ONLY was very annoying, disturbing, and blinding.

Try harder next time. You might make a better collab someday.

~afrodave

LilDwarf responds:

You should work on your reviweing skills. For example, you gave me a 0 for sound. This means that the submission has no or very bad sound, neither of which are true.

[FF: Pixel Quest]

Try harder, man.

I see potential in your movies. You should try adding a little sound and speed up the frame rate to at least 24 fps.
In addition, if you can, try adding some voice acting in there too. That should knock 'em dead.

Sharkius-Cubed responds:

Meh...

[Roadkill and Juliet]

That gave me a fuzzy feeling inside...

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Skaijo responds:

That would depend on whether or not it was followed up by an erection.

[How Newgrounds Functions]

I hate all these looped flashes!!

That was funny.
As well as soooooo true.

EvilBerryClock responds:

haha thanks for the review :)

[Chibi vs. Fusion]

Huh?

What happened?
I didn't know who anyone was.
You killed me with all the other flash you did, but this one just threw me off...

nalem responds:

Oh no, I did not satisfy Mr. Hwang.

Y'know, not everyone started off great.

[Phil vs Shadow Chao]

This is in response to all of your flash movies...

Mario Babies 1-6 Loved It
Mario Babies The Game Cool

But what I really don't understand is how you can ask for mercy on this flash. THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME!!
You are on the way to stardom, kid.

tenchi5000 responds:

Hehe thanks a lot mate :D

[Zero's Search]

That was... crappy.

Dude, that like, sucked.
No plot.
No sound.
No humor.
"Wait arent you from final fantasy? WTF?WTF?"
To make your flash better, try to add sound plot and humor
and lose the chatroom slang.Your characters should never utter "WTF"

X-DrakenGard-X responds:

me > you